The Greatest Road Trip Ever: U of Arizona

Johnny boy took the drive to Tucson. Mark sucked at giving directions. This kid can't find the cheapest gas, can't give directions, I don't know why we brought him.

Got to the Theta Chi. Awesome house right next to the football stadium. Got a tour of the campus and everything. Saw real sorority rush which was just thousands of freshman girls lining up to sing stupid songs and dance around. Pretty funny sight, Taylor was half chub the whole time.

Met up with some of Taylors friends who live in the craziest apartment complexes. Cheaper than Puffton at UMass but they are brand new with pools and gyms and crazy stuff. None of us are looking forward to going back to school.

Mark and I have started our collection of stuff from schools. Got some shirts and shot glasses from ASU and U of A. #swag.

We have also been trying to get on #bestvines. peep our vines for our efforts. We think theyre hilarious. #turnUP

Jack in the box:
Mark and I needed to go to Jack in the Box. We looked up a secret menu and it said they have an oreo mint daddy. So we get there and tell the lady were J-B or Beiber virgins and she gives us a schpeel on whats good there. Some lady comes out the back saying it smells like cocaine. Then went on to tell us how shes going through cocaine withdrawals and that every J-B employee does cocaine. Food sucked. Employees were weird. No oreo mint daddy. Pissed. Never going back.

John got his first time being DJ in the car yesterday. After every song he said "alright whats next boys". Like what? Who does that? Called him out obviously.

Notes:
Mark is obsessed with deodorant. Bought 2 sticks for a 10 day road trip.
Taylor gets annoyed with us very easily. Bitch.
John is the most gullible person i've met in a long time. His gullibility combined with Taylor's trolling ability is a deadly combo.

UPDATE:
Update from Mark: "All my [deodorant] sticks are melting too..."

Shoutouts:
Webby and Rosenberg- good looks on the facetime. You guys still look handsome.
Biddies - darkest FaceTime. stop hiding in the closet bro.
Rachael Webby - good to hear from you
Galello- Asking me 20 questions about my life. #onelove
Al Friedman - kid still going hard even though he graduated.

TAYLORS NOTES:
Everyone's been hounding me about how much funnier Taylor's Brazil blog was than this one. Newsflash people: about 10% of what Taylor said was fact. This blog is strictly facts. He's been trolling you people! Jk its pretty hilarious actually. Here is Taylor's contribution to this blog:

1) Mark could be a closet homo.
2) Harry is obsessed with getting on Best Vines, all he keeps doing is thinking of vine ideas. I am adamantly against it.
3) John is John. Pretty boring dude, not much going on there.